Friday, October 10, 2008

Pop Quiz: Romance Novel Edition

OK, everyone, quiz time: What's wrong with this cover?
If you figure it out, and you want a shot at winning the actual book (or a gift certificate to the online bookstore of your choice) then skip on over to Smart Bitches Trashy Books and enter their caption contest. (Think fast...entries close tomorrow). Best caption gets the book. Second and third best get the gift certificates. (Which begs the question: If you're not a romance novel fan, how do you engineer a caption to be the almost funniest?)
If any of you win, let me know and I'll post it on the blog!


Walter Rowntree said...

Oh, come on! Love triangles are far, far more common than are three-armed women.
There is another woman hidden behind the obvious one, and it is her hand he is holding.
So here's my caption:
"Well if it isn't my hand, and it isn't your hand...

Christine Fletcher said...

Walter, that's a good one!

This is the winner, from the SBTB website: "Once, twice, three hands a lady."

I like yours better, though--it's got a whole story in it. And it doesn't stick Lionel Ritchie songs in my head.